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Monday, 13 August 2007

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Sources can now reveal that heiress Paris Hilton has won a new movie role. Hilton will play a teacher in the sequel to Bratz: The Movie. The sequel, called Bratz: School For Slutz, will be released in 2008.

The movie is about five young girls who want to get drunk, be sluts, get rich, go to prison, and abuse their dogs. Ms. Hilton will teach the girls how to do these things throughout the course of the movie.

Paris Hilton, when interviewed said the following, " Oh my God, I can't believe I get to be such a good role model to the girls in the film. I hope girls everywhere follow my example. Can we talk about my life now?"

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