Pakistan (Reuterus) - The bad news is that regular contributor to TheSpoof.com, 'Who The Hell Is Mohit?', has been missing for more than twenty-four hours. The good news is that authorities have covertly been tracking the movements of his abductors, who are believed to part of a powerful Pakistani satire cartel.
"I'm off for a while...," were Mohit's last words. No one has heard a peep from him since.
Pakistan's Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) has confirmed that an informant tipped them off to a suspicious man crossing the street on Friday. They have a high degree of confidence that Mohit is currently being held captive inside of a plaid green handcart.
"I'm not surprised," said one colleague. "Those jokes of his alone could get a guy in deep trouble with most Pakistanis."
The question would now appear to be: Where the hell is Mohit?