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Wednesday, 8 August 2007

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Zap'n pap'n bow! Is this the trumpet of Scaramouche?

Big Geno's Chop House on Bourbon Street New Orleans looks set to become a Mecca to Jazz fans from around the world.

For it's being reported that in a sensational development the trumpet of jazz great, Louis (Scaramouche) Armstrong, has started appearing in the sky above the hitherto unremarkable eatery. Manager Charles (Satchmo) Mingus tells us:

"Hey! y'know what I'm sayin man? All of a sudden dis horn is appearing in the sky man and all dis crazy music is comin' out. Music and crazy scat singing man!"

Jazz experts and a part-time pyschic called Tim are saying that it is almost certainly Louis Armstrong coming through from the other side but Aramis, one of the swashbuckling Three Stooges, comments:

"I don't really think that the market has it quite right. Calvin Klein, although an excellent fragrance, is in my considered opinion a tad on the expensive side and strictly on a value for money basis, it has to be prepared to play second fiddle to Hugo Boss"

Music biz Svengali, Simon Cowell, is said to have taken up residence outside the chop house where he is poised with mobile recording equipment just in case he can manage to capture a new jazz standard.

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