New York, New York (IP) - Now that all of the Democratic competition challenging Hillary Clinton has decided to give up the race it appears that the 2008 Democratic candidates will be Hillary Clinton and Nobel Peace Prize winner Mr. Finootch.
The secret service has already begun covering the two candidates under their security umbrella.
Candidate Obama stepped down after his mother was found to be the first white woman to ever appear in National Geographix magazine in a state of being less than fully garbed.
Hopefully no friction will develop between Bill Clinton and Mr. Finootch. Reporters have already caught a brief glimpse of Mrs. Clinton quickly letting go of Mr. Finootch's hand when she became of their presence as they left the Ritz Hotel in New York. The hand picked and slightly left leaning group of reporters did not want to create a scandal so early on in the pre-election season.
Some observers doubt that the hand holding really amounted to anything in that Mr. Finootch is not romantically fond of women with tree trunk legs, small breastesez (sic-this is Mr. Finootch's own way of saying the b-word) and he is also not romantically attracted to women who favor any form of gun control due to Mr. Finootch's theory that guns are merely a symbolic extension of a man's phallus.
Mr. Finootch recently won the Nobel Peace Prize for his famous work on bringing about racial harmony through the use of two proven scientific methods as described in a TheSpoof.com article which brought tears to many a reader's eyes.