Written by Ben Macnair

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Topics: Religion

Sunday, 5 August 2007

St Christopher, the patron Saint of Traveller's is now wearing a St Ronald, the patron saint of Paper work.

The legendary symbol, who now lives just north of Middlesborough said: 'When people go travelling, they wear me, but lately I have had so many paper cuts from envelopes and newspapers, I feel I must wear something to protect myself. It has happened so much lately, that I find it impossible to eat crisps without thinking of the pain it will cause me'

Ratner's and Salloways do not currently carry a range of St Ronald's, but they will shortly appear in the multicoloured book of dreams that is the Argos Catalogue.

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