Written by Cal Jennings
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Saturday, 4 August 2007

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Hoof and Mouth Disease Running Rampant

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - It seems that Hoof and Mouth Disease is running rampant throughout the world. In the U.K. they call it "Foot and Mouth Disease." Does this worry our "Commander Guy?" NO!

President Bush had this to say, "I've had foot and mouth disease most of my presidency. It don't bother me none. I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."

As an example, he restated his statement from July 4, 2007 in Martinsburg, WV "More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."

"Ya see," said Bush, "I'm STILL thuh Commander Guy. I have more powers now then I had before I sed that. The disease is spreadin'. Human contact is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets. We gotta' shut down thuh Internets ta' stop the viris. It'll help keep that Ron Paul viris frum spreadin' two!"

Although the writer is skeptical about Bush's reasons for wanting the "Internets" shut down, he must admit that most of the writers at TheSpoof.com suffer from foot IN mouth disease from time to time. The writer fears that if Bush finds out he'll pull the plug on TheSp...

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