Interbred Tory MP Boris Johnson has criticised the Government over what he sees as double standards regarding dental care in Britain today.
Speaking from the bed of yet another sexually frustrated W.I member the right winged stud muffin said, "I was looking at old footage of the day we managed to catch Saddam Hussein. Most people will remember that within 5 minutes he had been given a full dental check up. However what wasn't reported at the time was that as a direct result the Arab warlord ended up having four filings, two crowns and extensive bridge work costing the British tax payer at least £3 million pounds. It's a national disgrace. It seems you have to practice genocide nowadays before you can get dental treatment on the N.H.S."
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was unavailable for comment yesterday but her under secretary Vernon Coaker MP said, "The one thing that makes Britain great is it's humanitarian stance on World Issues. How could anyone send a man to the gallows with an ugly over bite."
The news is bound to cause the government further embarrassment after it was revealed that they paid for crazed Bromley based shoe bomber Richard Reid to have a pedicure whilst being questioned by US intelligence officials at Guantanamo bay.