It has been released that Iranian troops were given orders to fire missiles at voluntary aid workers.
The troops had been supplied with those cool little USB missile launchers and a 5-way USB repeater hub and a wireless laptop. Workers were said to be "very annoyed" when the troops began firing their little foam missiles at them while they worked.
The situation escalated very quickly and nearby countries declared wars upon Iran, just little ones, and stormed their Iranian embassies with SupaSoakers and water bombs.
Although no-one was injured, several officials were severely shocked when ordered to "Get outside with your hands up or you'll get a soaking".
All is quiet tonight.