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Friday, 3 August 2007

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The fingerprint of a person called Jesus Nazareth has been found on an ancient stone in Rome.
However the Jesus that this particular print is connected to, is that of a cult leader and criminal.

Cold Case file detectives have been working on the case for thousands of years. One Detective told us: "I just want to die to be honest. I was 36 when I started this investigation. I am now 304."

The police have so far linked the print to a known thief who stole thousands of fish from local fishmongers and hundreds of loaves of bread from a local baker.

According to police source's the guy was "gaga" and that insanity ran in the family. His mother allegedly believed she conceived him without any sexual involvement. His uncle claims to have built an arc of wood and carried 2 of each sex & of every species of animal for 40 days & nights. His Cousin offered his own son as sacrifice and the entire past family begatt each other. Over & Over again.

"Truly it is disgusting." concluded the detective.

The print of Jesus of Nazareth is to be sent to a professor at the University College London, for study.

The professor told us: "Uh Oh! This kind of shite can cause a war."

The AWBOR (Against War Based On Religion) told us: "Hahahahahahaha!"

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