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Friday, 27 February 2004

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Sydney ,Australia -- Reg Grundies,fashion Guru extrordinaire,and inventor of the Y-front and Jockette line of mens underwear ,was killed today.

Reg who had just won the 'Tight Ass' award for underwear design was leaving a plush Double Bay eatery when he was set upon by building worker Joe Wang.

Wang an irate consumer claimed to have been under duress after years of physical torture by Grundies undies.

When police finally captured Wang (hanging free) he broke down and in a moment of remorse Wang said "Grundies undies were like a cheap hotel...no ballroom".

Lance.D.Boyle
Australia

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