The world's oldest Gynecologist is Ethan Smith, from Newt, Maine, who is 110 years old this July. He is an avid Ron Paul supporter and claims he has seen so many vaginas he can barely enjoy sex anymore.
"I'm still active," he grin's, "If that is whats you mean. But, I've seen so many twats I have to close me eyes during it and imagine its something else, like a sheep er somethin'" He cackles, but then looks serious, "They actually scares the hell out of me, from the first time I played spin the bottle as a kid. So I says to myself, there's a profession for ya, you'll never get tired of it if you is tryins' to overcomes your fear."
When asked why he likes Ron Paul he said, "I don't, I don't like any of them, I support him, but doesn't mean I like the bastard. He's different and I like to shake things up. Besides he ain't got a dang chance of winning, so what's the harm, he'll make them put a plank or two in at the convention and spend a lot of rich bastard's money in the process, so that regular folks can have jobs!"