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Tuesday, 31 July 2007

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Portland, ME - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of Portland Maine, a man calling himself the Anti-Christ has announced that he will have a duel with God.

Starve Jenkson said today that he is sick of God and will once and for all show everyone that God is not that powerful. "I am the Anti-Christ and I will show everyone and I am also going to take over the world and rule with an iron fist." said Mr. Jenkson.

God responded by saying "I'll show him,he thinks that I will let him beat me,everyone knows that I am the almighty and I think it's time that I proved it."

While this was going on Satan was laughing and drinking beer and he was laughing so much he couldn't comment on this story. Jesus was not available for comment.

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