Office of World Governor, New York (IP) - Spoof writer Drugtestallpoliticians was found googled to death by Interpol agent and porn star Hetera Phobia. The Spoof writer had suddenly thought of the idea to enter his Spoof name on Google and stayed up too late reading angry responses to his stories. He had also found some positive reactions but most people prefer to read or hear controversial statements about themselves or about opinions they hold.
At first murder was suspected because some Spoof writers may not like the name drugtestallpoliticians due to its lack of conventional characteristics. The name was chosen with the intent of spreading the idea that politicians need to be at the front of the line when it comes to drug testing. The same applies to judges, lawyers, CEO's, and others who because of their position of power can do the most harm to the greatest number of people and because of their hypocrisy and elitist arrogance. The name drugtestallpoliticians is a story within a story. It is hoped that the name will act like a seed or a snowball rolling down a hill.
People pretending to suffer from the catchall disease "fibromyalgia" were also suspected due a barrage of vitriolic verbal attacks that they directed against the messenger who simply does not want to see these poor souls become addicted to pain killers. The wife of drugtestallpoliticians worked in the medical profession for almost three decades and was told by doctors who actually possessed some ethics that there really is no such thing as fibromyalgia and that doctors actually get a commission for every pill they prescribe. It is also difficult to tell someone that they are suffering from hypochondria.
Epilogue : It seems that drugtestallpoliticians is not quite dead and was merely in a deep state of slumber due to his staying up too late reading reactions to his stories on Google. He is suggesting that other writers try googling their pen names in that they might find the results to be entertaining.