UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan has sensationally lost his bare-knuckle boxing crown to newcomer "Furious" George Kennedy, a traveller (Knacker) from the Republic of Ireland.
Born in Ghana in 1938 Annan quickly rose to become a figure of prominence in his small village, his skills in the ring were second only to his love of women. His bare knuckle exploits served him well and won him a scholarship to the university of Minnesota were he became all state underground\car-park no holds barred street fighting champion. Annan later joined the UN international fight club were he quickly made his way to the top of the UN food chain and in 1997 his reign of terror led him to the Secretary Generals office were he has remained, undefeated.
Annan "The Rock Star of International Relations" was unavailable for comment on his defeat but a representative of the Piranha from Ghana said that Kofi "F**king hates pikies" but he has bounced back from bigger setbacks than this, although he was unable to name one such setback.
"Furious" George was asked if he had any ambitions on Annans position at the head of the UN but his answer was not only incoherent but also highly offensive.