Washington D.C. (Rooters) President of the United States George W.Bush told reporters aboard Air Force One that he believes that the United States owns the moon and other planets in the solar system.
"I know that there's a contract between the United States and most other countries stating that they gave up all rights to the moon and the other planets in our solar system. It was signed while Kennedy was in office." said George W.Bush.
"While there is a lot of rumors flying around that this is indeed true,we have found no contracts and are pretty sure that this is just a story made up by someone who writes for that website TheSpoof.com, everyone knows that all those people who write for that website are mentally ill." said Vice President Dick Cheney.
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