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Wednesday, 25 July 2007

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Rusty: Killing people with farts

SYDNEY, Australia - A dog that vanished two months ago has been found to have killed 2,000 by farting, media reported Wednesday.

"I can't believe my dog has gas," Sherry Lowery, who has made several appeals in local media for her pet's return, told Australian Associated Press. "It just goes to show that feeding the dog beans is bad for everyone!"

How Rusty, an 8-year-old poodle-Maltese mix, killed people by farting remains a mystery, although the condition of Rusty's arse suggests the dog did not explode.

Rusty disappeared in May while Lowery was inside a shop in the east coast town of Woy Soy, located 25 miles north of Sydney.

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