Written by queen mudder
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Topics: Tony Blair

Sunday, 22 July 2007

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The Hill of Evil Counsel awaits triumphant Blair

Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): As he flies to Jerusalem tomorrow on the first leg of his Global Piss process mission bankrolled exclusively by ex-Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar, Tony Blair faces being stitched up by
Mossad with a tempting bijou residence that was once the official residence of the British High Commissioner for Palestine.

The early 1930's-built house is a spectacular, palatial affair and has been chosen by Mossad as it occupies a nationally hysteric site called The Hill of Evil Counsel - a new testament reference to the place where Judas Iscariot's was hired by the Sanhedrin to frame Jesus.

Mossad is pretty pissed off that no one has yet busted Blair for being a paid-up Opus Dei stooge whose entire career has been dedicated to recruiting fascist mobster cartels guaranteed to continue the cover-up of the Roman Catholic Church's commissioning of the Holocaust.

And for once Arab spooks are in total agreement with their Mossad foes that the world would be a far, far better place if Blair was finally outed for masterminding the 9/11 atrocity with his uterine borther George W Bush.

One top Arab journo told UK TV news this week that "Making Blair envoy to the Middle East is like appointing Nero fire chief in Rome" while a top Iranian TV anchorwoman warned that Blair's Piss Process mission was like making the Yorkshire Ripper UN Envoy for Women's Affairs.

Meanwhile a London-based Arab newspaper editor said this would be an ideal opportunity for Mossad to confront Blair with his maternal grandfather's gassing of six million Jews during World War II: "He's like a voyeur returning to the scene of his criminal accomlishments", Abdel-Bari Atwan of Al-Quds Al-Arabi complained today.

Blair is currently on a high, having fallen 'hook, line and sinker' for his success in gagging the Crown Prosecution Service from bringing chagres over the cash-for-Saudi Arms-and-peerages probe.

"But we got him just where we want him," a top Mossad spook said today.

"It's only a matter of days before we hand the evidence over about him that we always denied ever having."

Lord Levy is cock-a-hoop.

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