CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A Harry Potter artifact was found just as J. K. Rowling's last Harry Potter book has rolled off the shelf, proving that Harry Potter was a real sorcerer. Ms. Rowling has cautioned everyone not to read the last chapter first because it will spoil the world's most important event...
TheSpoof.com had access to the events at the end of the book before they were written: The Dictatorship of George Bush and the coming of Christ to rid the world of the Beast. Who would have known that such a prominent magician, Harry Potter, would play such a significant role in real world events?
Now for the spoiler:
While Harry did great battle with the evil Dragon, which led to its defeat, Harry was, himself, thrown into the pit of fire and brimstone. Unfortunately for Harry, there will be no sorcerers in Heaven.