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Sunday, 22 February 2004

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" Michael is amazing! He has such a love for children that he must be made Priest!"

The Vatican- Pope John Paul II today made Pop star and accused child molester, Michael Jackson an Honorary Priest.

"For his outstanding accomplishments...," the Pope said. Michael Jackson could not be reached for comment, but we were told by a family representitave that Jackson is "Honored."

The Pope told Thepoof in an unofficial interview that Michael was given this honor because:

"His 'hobbies' make him feel as though he is one of us! His love for children... boys... well, he fits so well with us!" The Pope then excused himself to take his Viagra and prepare to teach Boy's Chior.

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