Written by Cal Jennings
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Topics: God, Mental Health

Friday, 20 July 2007

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Milky Way Inkblot God's Cry for Help!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Milky Way - After it was discovered that the Milky Way is really an inkblot (see Milky Way Really an Inky Blot), it was discovered that God needs a shrink. After creating generation after generation of miserable failures of human beings, and esPECIALLY after creating George W. Bush, God decided that he needed a shrink.

God brought back to life two psychiatrists, Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud, to analyze him. He figured that after creating Bush, he NEEDED two psychiatrists. His only redeeming act of late was that He created Ron Paul to try to sort out this mess.

Now, God's mental health depends upon Ron Paul being elected. If you have any faith whatsoever and want to see God continue on in a sane, rational manner, please vote for Congressman Ron Paul in 2008. The fate of the world depends on it!

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