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Friday, 20 July 2007

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It's time to sell everything and head out, folks!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President, er... Dicktatur... George W. Bush issued Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq.

In his never ending conquest to be "Commander of the Wurld" and head of the "New World Order" (see Bush New World Order), George Bush has given himself permission to give himself even MORE power over the Constitution and the U.S. Congress.

"Ah'll make that Adolfo feller look like a wimp," said President Bush. "If this don't impress mah Toni Bear, nuthin' will! Ah'll soon be Dicktatur of thuh wurld! Don't tell mah Toni that ah'm savin are weddin' 'til ah declare mahself dicktatur. I want it ta be a surprise!... Did ah say that out loud? Ah am thuh Decidur! Ah am a dicktaturship... er thuh dictatur of thuh werld."

Move over Gilligan! It's time for us to sell our houses and our belongings and find some uncharted desert island on which to live. It appears that nothing that is charted will be out of Bush's grasp before long. God help us if he figures out how to use a telephone.

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