Buckingham Palace: Following David Beckham's move to the US, England too asked for a major draw in order to clear the United States' debt to her. The result? Well, it's probably one that would please Americans worldwide, George. W. Bush is being deported to the UK.
Who would've known that years of prayers from millions of Americans would've resulted in a dream come true? But you better believe it, the news has even been confirmed by NBC (No Bush Commission)!
Even as the Americans seem happy, the English citizens seem to be sporting an attitude of "not in my backyard!". On being asked for his views on the matter, David Beckham (renowned for his political knowledge) said, "Wohoo! First 250 million dollars and now a Bush free country! What next?! Well...it wouldn't hurt if I got a little more space on my body for just one more tattoo..."
Even after all the commotion in England, one man seems to be very happy with the news, and he's none other than Tony Bliar. They're even planning to form a new nation in Iraq, it'll be called "Persia", a term relatively new to the two.
After hearing this news, Green Day (the band) found it safe enough to say that their song, "American Idiot", was based completely on George Bush.