Warsaw Grouper, Poland (IP) - The Polish Parliament has outlawed breast feeding in Poland because it hurts Polish women too much when they boil their nipples before feeding their babies.
In unrelated medical news it has been reported in a prestigious and well respected medical journal that one American recently had gone to Dr. Von Upchuck in order to have ten percent of his brain removed which would have turned him into a Polish person.
In the recovery room he was informed that they had good and bad news to report in reference to his prognosis. The bad news was that the surgeon had slipped during the operation and instead of removing only ten percent of the brain that ninety percent had been inadvertantly removed. The good news was that he would live. The patient cried out, "Mama Mia !".
In other science related new coming out of Poland the Polish Aeronautical and Space Administration (PASA) which means raisin in Spanish has revealed plans to land an astronaut on the surface of the sun. Asked if this would not result in the incineration of the astronaut the PASA spokesperson replied that this had been thought out in advance and that the spacecraft would land on the sun at night time in order to avoid a heat related major malfunction.