WORLDFORUMS (Admin) - It's official! Dick becomes a squiggle on 94% of Internet forums. So if your name is Dick Smith, you'll forever be known as #@%!$ Smith. Censorship at work -- too right.
Dick has apparently officially morphed into the male appendage, whether Richard likes it or not.
No more King #@%!$, or #@%!$ Burton, or virgin #@%!$ Branson. Did you hear that #@%!$ Branson is building a tourist space craft?
Internet forum administrators the world over have declared you disgusting, an affront to moral values. That is if you are a Dick, ofcourse.
So, thinking mothers-to-be the world over -- beware of the Dick. Name the kid Tom or Harry.
Stay away from Dick!