Written by ChillerBaggins
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Topics: Penis, Internet, Censor

Saturday, 14 July 2007

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Be wary of Dick!

WORLDFORUMS (Admin) - It's official! Dick becomes a squiggle on 94% of Internet forums. So if your name is Dick Smith, you'll forever be known as #@%!$ Smith. Censorship at work -- too right.

Dick has apparently officially morphed into the male appendage, whether Richard likes it or not.

No more King #@%!$, or #@%!$ Burton, or virgin #@%!$ Branson. Did you hear that #@%!$ Branson is building a tourist space craft?

Internet forum administrators the world over have declared you disgusting, an affront to moral values. That is if you are a Dick, ofcourse.

So, thinking mothers-to-be the world over -- beware of the Dick. Name the kid Tom or Harry.

Stay away from Dick!

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