www.thespoof.com: all spoof writers beware, your articles are safe no more(just like your points). In a revealing series of incidents, the SBI(spoof bureau of investigation) has discovered that TheSpoof has been plagued by recent swarming of "The Onion" spoofers.
The bureau, headed by prominent spoofers such as Queen Mudder and Jalapeño man, was carrying out it's research on different types of vomits and how they don't affect the world, when all of a sudden flashy advertisements appeared on their screens which read, "Get the Spoof outta here, join the Onion and get free beer(conditions apply)".
Says Mark Lowton,"Many Spoofers such as Homer Simpson and ChillerBaggins have already been persuaded by this small incentive, but we wonder how long can they offer free beer. We are already equipped with a new 3 point plan: consisting of point one, point two and point three...all the three points are to the point unlike my mustache, pointless.
The bureau members are working round the clock, eating only 7 hot dogs and a beer bottle each, 3 less than usual. Let's just hope they don't starve themselves to death!