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Tuesday, 10 July 2007

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Nazi-style anti-semitism is enjoying a huge revival in Polish church circles

Warszawa - (Ass Mess): As every leading fundamentalist dictatorship knows, you need a wingnut preacher to promote state fascism via radio, tv and internet.

And in Poland a daftass anti-semitic priest has taken up the Pat Robertson mantle of spreading virulent, paranoid hatred among the country's 40 million-odd Catholics via his Radio Maryja broadcasts and related publications.

Father Tadeusz Rydzyk, a colorful gay-hating self-publicist who once told Poles that the Jews deserved the Holocaust because "they murdered Jesus" has now spoken on the thorny issue of Poland compensating World War II Jews for State-sponsored asset stripping:

"You know what this is about," Rydryk wrote in Wprost magazine this month.

"The Jews want to grab $65 billion of Poles' money.

"That's an insidious attempt to bankrupt Catholic Poland on spurious historical evidence of a Holocaust that they invented in order to get sympathy to start an new Israel.

"Where will all this lead to?

"They will come to you and say, 'Give me your coat! Take off your trousers! Give me your shoes!' "

"Trust me, I am a man of God. The Lord has spoken to me about this and warned of the consequences."

For a while Rydzyk was riding on the crest of a wave with his outspoken fascism and was courted by the Kaczynski twins who are respectively the country's Prime Monsster and President.

But Father Rydzyk has suddenly upset Poland's president's wife, Maria Kaczynski, by calling her a witch.

Mrs Kaczynski spoke in public in April about her views opposing an outright ban on abortion.

She told the press that abortion should be allowed on medical grounds to safeguard women's health and their lives, against a strongly defined legal framework based on ethical considerations.

But Father Rydzyk was having none of this and told parishoners at Sunday Mass one weekend:

"Witch! Jew-sucking evil hag"! Always suspected as much.

"You'll see! If she wants to kill people, why doesn't she start with herself?"

Mrs Kaczynski has declined to comment.

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