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Monday, 9 July 2007

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Iraqi leaders have offered the US military "a good deal"

Baghdad, Iraq - (Rotters): The leaders of warring Iraqi factions told UK diplomatic sources in Baghdad today that a tit-for-tat hanging of George W Bush "is guaranteed to restore law and order" in their ravaged country:

"We'll make you a deal," Iraqi Foreign Ministry sources offered.

"Call it a machismo thing if you like. The US humiliated even the biggest Saddam-haters by topping him and his henchmen.

"Restoring peace and sanity to the country needs reciprocal action.

"If you guys bust Bush, Cheney, Rove and Gonzales on treason and war crimes charges and then send them to the electric chair the whole Arab world will see you as heroes.

"This is a take-it or leave-it offer, but you know what to do if you want a really good deal!"

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