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Monday, 9 July 2007

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Gordon stores food for Kate in his beard.

Skinny model Kate Moss has lost no time in getting back into the dating game. Just days after dumping spotty drug-addled no-hoper Pete Doherty, Kate has been spotted partying with her new bloke.

Kate's penchant for unwashed troubled druggie types is well-documented so it came as no surprise to learn that Kate is smitten with celebrity Bournemouth tramp, Gordon Roberts.

The 78-year-old bearded tramp shot to international fame after a Gordon The Tramp section was set up on social internet site, Facebook, due to his uncanny ability to tell the time accurately without a watch. Since then, Gordon has wasted no time in bursting onto the celebrity party scene appearing on Z-list celebrity shows and doing "Heat" interviews.

No longer forced to sell "The Big Issue" to earn a few coppers, Gordon has moved into an exclusive pad rented by Kate. Earlier today, reporters asked Kate exactly what Gordon has that's so appealing to her, "He can tell the f**king time, can't he? That's one more thing than Pete Doherty can do!"

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