George Bush has revealed that what he calls his 'government' is in fact "Reality" computer game "The Sims". The action centers around a mansion called "The Wihte Haus" and its inhabitants.
The main character in this game is "Goerge Buhs". It is said that the real George Bush uses the scenarios that happen in game and repeats the words and actions that Goerge says.
Bill Clinton was also said to have relied on "The Sims: Hot Date" during the Monica Lewinski scandal. Bush is now blaming the Iraq war on Microsoft saying that his computer crashed just as he was "getting to the good bit".
Notorious for his lack of intelligence, he had to call on Al Gore to reboot his computer and reinstall The Sims. When Mr Bush turned on his computer he discovered that the educational program Zoombinis was also installed, which taught Mr Bush how to count to ten. Al Gore says "hopefully this will mean he'll be able to count his vote(s) properly next election."