Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): The Pope has reinstated the traditional Tridentine Black Mass that was outlawed by his predecessors when they faced being outed for starting the Holocaust.
Pope Joseph Ratzinger has approved use of the old Latin Black Mass which goes back to the days of the Emperor Constantine who first bauglerised the Old and New Testaments to include the great Jewish joke that Jesus "rose from the dead".
Ratzinger told the world's one billion gullioble moron devotees that there is nothing to fear from his decree.
From now on Catholics will have the Pope's blessing to attend Black Mass as well as its affiliated baptismal, matrimonial and funerary rites.
The move is aimed at closer relations with the Church's Lord and Master as well as its outreach offices in the Hellfire Club regions.
The Black Mass was outlawed in the early sixties and replaced with whitewashed versions deleting all reference to Satan worship, glorious Nazi heritage and Third Reich rituals.
But from now on Church attendants are welcome to participate in the old arcane rites which include a prayer for the conversion of "perfidious" Jews.
On Good Friday the word "conversion" is replaced with "total annihilation".