Written by Alison Hymes

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Friday, 6 July 2007

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Pelosi was in on the deal too

George Bush and Dick Cheney issued a long statement today declaring their independence from the people of the United States of America.

Pundits summarized the statement in this way: "The President and Vice-President feel oppressed by the U.S. rule of law and system of checks and balances and assert that it interferes with their pursuit of happiness. They are therefore revolting against the people of the United States to form their own union, although they were quick to reassure that this was not a gay union despite being same-sex."

Reaction from the American people can be best described as expressions of relief, joy and sorrow that it had taken this long.

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