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Wednesday, 4 July 2007

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All hell broke loose at the Lady Diana's concert when Sir Elton John decided to 'break the wind' while singing about a candle. The consequences of the sound and the pungent odor emanating from the grossly enlarged anus of the homosexual deviant were severe.

Prince Williams was one of the royal family who faced the wrath of the fart as his eardrums ruptured at the sound. He had apparently approached the camera men near the stage and was telling them off for paying less attention on him when Elton decided to 'blow off'. The prince's ears were unable to bear the high frequency of the fart and immediately blasted off.

"We've never seen such a damage being done to ears. Prince William's case is very critical", the grim-faced doctors at the hospital stated.

Furthermore about dozen of the audience members fell victim to acute nose bleeding after smelling the fart while the musicians in Elton John's vicinity instantaneously fell unconscious owing to the bad odor. The violin player has reportedly gone to coma while a guitar player has been paralyzed.

The composition of the fart is unknown. How Elton was able to produce such a devastating and obnoxious fart has left the scientists bamboozled, but they suspect it may have been due to something he shoved up there many years ago. Sir Edward Jones, a member of the elite scientists fraternity has stated, "Well technically it's a mixture of Carbon monoxide with sulphur and a tinge of cyanide. But I wouldn't like to guess what he's actually got lodged up there."

Elton John insists that he's innocent.He said, "I just had a light breakfast of a couple of omelets and a dozen medium pizzas. All I did was fart sweetly and people have started accusing me of launching some biological warfare. My concerts are not for the weak and I guess some members of the audience came in this 'weak' category. Why are you blaming me?"

Anti-homosexual community feels this is a ploy of Elton John to eliminate those members from our society who've straight sexual orientation. " Elton John is the biggest gay on god's green Earth and is trying to overpower 'normal' people. His activities must be stopped ", a member of this group pleaded. But how much truth is there in these words? Well, only time will tell.

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