CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New World Earth - The Bush/Blair wedding was delayed once again because of the concert for Diana in London where Sir Elton John performed.
The engaged couple said that they understood that it was important for "Eltie baby" to perform at the gathering, and that it would not diminish their love for one another. The queen thanked the couple by phone.
Although there have been conflicting reports, George Bush said that he was delighted that Blair resigned as Prime Minister.
"I don't won't no wife uh mine workin'. It ain't manly for me ta have a workin' wife," said Dictator Bush. "Me an' Toni will be happy tugether now. A bird in hand is... is... if ya' got a bird, ya' don't need another won."
The couple said that with all the problems going on with stupid lawyers trying to hold the Dictator to the laws of the Constitution, it was better for them to wait a little while anyway.
"That Ron Paul fella is a thorn in mah... in mah... if they stick ya' once, ya' can't git stuck agin."
Ron Paul has been defending the Constitution of the United States, and he and his supporters have flooded Congress with phone calls, e-mail, and letters, causing Dictator Bush enormous headaches in Washington. Dictator Bush says that he hopes the New Gestapo finally, "gits that Ron Paul feller... ya' know... that feller with 2 first names," before the wedding is delayed again.