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Sunday, 1 July 2007

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The skies spell doom for the Bush Family Evil Empire

The Cosmos - (Ass Mess): The reign of Bush's Whore on Terra may be all but over as July begins with the fiery lesser benefic planet Venus in supreme conjunction with the zodiac's taskmaster Saturn at 22 degrees Leo.

In his former Sedgefield constituency house "My Rubella" Bush's crawler Tony Blair has been read his rights and faces police charges for flogging peerages to IRA mobsters nominated by US pornographers, brothel keepers and wannabe UK casino operators.

In Rome Pope Ratzinger is on the verge of being charged with commissioning the nmurder of God's Banker Roberto Calvi in London, 1982.

In Washington the CIA is waiting to pounce on Dick Cheney and Alberto Gonzales for ordering a drive-by shooting to take out Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald in 2006.

In Juneau, Alaska Senator Ted Stevens faces twenty charges of bribery and corruption relating to voting according to the criminal cover-up needs of the VECO Corporation.

In Seattle Bill gates is about to be charged with the theft of the Microsoft Corporation from ther rightful inventor who still hold the original patents from which the software behemoth benefitted.

In Edinburgh JK Rowling faces copyright theft and plagiarism charges that will see her banged up in Barlignie Jail for a minimum of 30 years.

In London Paul McCartney, Mich Jagger, Keith Richards, and up to 100 UK musicians face music copyright and infringement charges as well as UK mainland bombing indictments for atrocities feebly attribuited to 1970s IRA mobsters.

In Clarence House the Pretender to the Throne is about to be charged with commissioning the 9/11 atrocity and stealing £250 million from the UN Oil-for-Fraud scam in Iraq.

And at Poppy Bush's Kennebunkport family residency George W Bush is hiding behind Barbara Bush's sofa alongside with Vladimir Putin as their respective Presidential Administrations face imminent meltdown and takeover by NATO military intelligence top brass.

The Venus/Satrun aspect may be triggered by the tragic demise of a female anti-Christ masquarading as a popular monarch.

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