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Saturday, 30 June 2007

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One million year old tooth found at the Atapuerca site in northern Spain's Burgos Province.

An undecayed, one million year old human tooth, found in northern Spain's Burgos Province, proves that the world's first diet cola was invented in Europe and not as had been previously thought in America, in 1964 by Pepsi Cola.

This discovery was expected to result in a flood of litigations from Spain. However, the closest living ancestor is a Basque terrorist, currently in prison in Bilbao, and so cannot as yet claim any royalties.

A Pepsi Cola spokesperson, when asked to comment about a possible amnesty for Basque terrorists, seemed unconcerned saying, "Pepsi Cola was the choice for a new generation."

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