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Friday, 29 June 2007

London - In a rare candid move Scotland Yard has announced that the Mercedes found to be packed with explosives was actually an inside job designed to make the new Prime Minister continue to waste thousands of millions of dollars and ponds on the phony war on terror.

Chief Inspector Jonathan Holmes stated that world-wide the taxpaying public continues to be swindled out of almost a trillion American dollars a year between the phony war on terror and the war in Iraq.

In the meantime the west's infrastructure continues to crumble due to a shortage of revenues brought about by the squandering of British and American military resources and national treasure. The money that once went to build and maintain bridges, highways, hospitals, schools, and social services has been diverted directly into the pockets of corporations such as Haliburton and the Carlisle group.

This all began after the end of the cold war. The military-industrial complex began to lose money after it was found that there really was not a communist under every bed. Those looking under their beds today will find that a terrorist has replaced the pinko communists of yesteryear. Inspector Holmes also pointed out that 9-11 was also an inside job and for proof he offered the fact that the Bin Ladens and the the Bushstapo Dynasty were actually doing business together for years and continue to do so. He reminded the press that over 100 Bin Laden family members were flown out of the United States for their own safety right after 9-11 and this happened when all airports and flights were shut down.

This makes it obvious that Bin Laden's plan was successful beyond his wildest dreams. It is odd how practically no one has been convicted of any of the crimes that ironically have brought and end to civil liberties for both U.S. and Britain citizens while the likes of Bin Laden and his followers lounge around and relax enjoying a complete sense of security in the knowledge the the Bushstapo cannot afford to conduct a trial where the truth would come out. Remember also that 200 million dollars were used to investigate Clinton's seed stains on Monica Lewinsky's blue dress while only 2 million dollars were spent to investige 9-11.

Also there is great irony in the fact that a handful of cave dwelling savages can bring down the west by merely using extremely low tech box cutters while at the same time the west with satellites, pilotless drones, gps, and the world's most advanced and powerful military and special forces has not been able to track down the cave dwellers.

Inspector Holmes says all of this makes him pine for the good-ole-days when commies and their multi-war headed nukes were all we had to worry about instead of having to fight the invisible man.

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