CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The RNC has now officially changed its name to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Having so many members thrown in jail in Alaska due to their corruption, being exposed by undercover TheSpoof.com writer, Gnarly Erik, the Corrupt Bastards Club was seeking to gain new members. The RNC seemed like the natural place to look. Where else could they find so much corruption and disdain for the "little people" as in the RNC?
This marks the inclusion of the RNC into the New World Order. They had made an unsuccessful attempt to join the Corrupt Bastards Club in 2001 with the 9/11 conspiracy, but were found out too quickly. Now that the standards have laxed a bit, and hearing that the RNC had changed it's name to the NRNC (Nazi Republican National Committee), the Corrupt Bastards Club welcomed the RNC with open arms.
Once the Corrupt Bastards Club has established world domination, the Corrupt Bastards Club intends to change its name to the Nazi Bastards Club and open up torture camps, interrogation rooms, gas chambers, and a host of other exciting and challenging things for the enjoyment of its narcissistic, sadistic members.
President George Bush intends to announce his dictatorship shortly after all of the presidential candidates have spent all their campaign money.
"There will BE no 2008 elections if I have anything to do with it. I vill be ze dicktatur," said Bush. "Ze peeple vill HAVE to do AS I SAY! I AM THE DECIDER!"