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Tuesday, 26 June 2007

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No fluoride?

ATLANTA, GA - A chemist with the autonomous Everyday Chemicals Lab has discovered that fluoride -- a chemical in toothpaste, mouthwash, and drinking water once thought to prevent tooth decay -- causes cavities, soft teeth, and other forms of painful and disfiguring disorders of the teeth.

Dr. Cal W. Stockton, chemist and two-time winner of the Nobel Prize in Science, made the credible findings after many years of research into the properties and dangers of fluoride.

"I knew since 1961 that fluoride rotted teeth and was a threat to overall health, but dentists, who were making millions off of bad teeth--and not to mention the corporations that made toothpaste--lobbied against the science and killed the evidence," he said.

Dr. Stockton, now 89, and in poor health, decided to tell the world of his findings, "…because people need to know the truth, and that fluoride may cause you to wear dentures."

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