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Sunday, 22 July 2007

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Kim Jong Il Minutes Before His Good-Bye Speach

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.

Our own Wang Chang Chow has been following the story all month and has the latest. "That dreadful breast, Kim Jong Il has again stuck his ugly head in the news. Now he has appointed his coward of a brother, President of North Korea. I tell you now is the time to hit North Korea, and remove these terrible dogs from power and restore the glory and power to the region and join the two Koreas."

Wang said yesterday, that Kim's non-permanent successor would be his half-brother, Ment Tel Lee Ill.


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