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Sunday, 8 July 2007

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(MUSICMAN PRESS) MUSICMAN'S own Wang Chang Chow, of North Korea, reported to us that the hard-nosed dictator Kim Jong Ill, has checked into a Californian rehabilitation center. He also said that Kim was listed in the center as a substance abuse patient.

"I tell you da man crazy. He not know good from evil. He is dummy I say. It do good for he to be gone. Good for Korea! Good for the world! I hate this communist dog. He is bad. Now North Korea can be free! DOWN WITH KIM! HAIL THE NEW KOREA!" said a very cheerful Wang.

No word yet on the condition of the leader, however we do know that he is on step -42 of a twelve step program.

Wang has assured us he will work very hard on this story. Nevertheless, in the end, at least we know what's wrong with Kim Jong Ill.


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