Biblical scholars from all over the Christian world meeting in secret have come to the unanimous conclusion that the Anti-Christ will most likely be admitted to and attend Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts sometime in the next decade. Their conclusion is drawn from study of the Book of Revelations and from study of the behavior of Harvard Professors of Psychiatry, Anthropology and Mathematics.
Spokespeople for Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Brown, University of Pennsylvania and Stanford refused to comment other than to say in unison: "What did you expect?" A spokeswoman for the remaining Seven Sisters' Colleges said: "We feel this is yet another vindication of the contribution and desirability of women's colleges in this day and age."
A spokesperson for the University of Virginia said: "We provide an excellent education without the fear of the Anti-Christ being your child's roommate and we have the added benefit of being located in a right to work state where there is no fear your child will be inconvenienced by a labor strike at any time in their college career."