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Thursday, 21 June 2007

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"Oops, I spilt it again."

SophosLabs has warned Nokia Series 60 and other Symbian mobile device users of a Trojan that sends a premature ejaculation SMS to a user every 15 seconds.

A large number of Italian users, so far, have been compromised and a lowering of the birth rate is expected.. "It's totally debilitating," said one Italian phone user, who wished to remain anonymous, "you don't even feel like pinching a beautiful women's arse anymore."

More and more Nokia users are expected to get unexpected relief as the Trojan virus spreads around the globe.

As day dawns, British and American users are expected to go off, especially those with early wake up calls.

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