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Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Following recent highly publicised incidents involving cock-exposure on trains, in public and in restaurants, advertising companies have been quick to spot the potential of such occurrences.

Top advertising company Saaaatchi & Saaaatchi have today confirmed that they will be employing people to expose their cocks in public places with advertising messages attached. A spokesman said today, "Exposing your genitals always results in acres of news footage. We are looking at original ways of pushing the advertising envelope. We don't want just ordinary cocks, we want celebrity cocks and unusually shaped ones, anyone willing to sever their penis in public is also welcome."

First company to take advantage of the new wave of advertising is,"The United Colours of Beneton" famous for it's multi-coloured children campaigns and no stranger to advertising controversy.They requested a range of variegated coloured cocks on display outside their flagship store.

When asked if they thought male genitalia was an appropriate way of advertising children's clothes their spokesman looked blank and said,"It's art isn't it?"

One of the potential cock models, Minky Price from Liverpool, who possesses a rare piebald cock due to the condition vitiligo said today,"Im going to be the B in Beneton, I don't mind making a dick of myself in public, this could thrust me into the public eye in a matter of weeks and I can become famous!"

The Judge recently accused of starting the new advertising trend has declined to comment on rumours that he has signed an exclusive deal to advertise cleaning product,"Cillit Bang" on London's tube network.

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