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Monday, 18 June 2007

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You're all too fat

(Bangladesh) - Having milked the global warning issue for all it's worth, former Vice President Al Gore is turning his attention to another issue threatening the planet. Global obesity.

According to Gore, "The industrialized nations must cut down on eating food. People in poor countries are starving while the people in developed countries are gaining more and more weight. It's not fair, it's not politically correct, and it's not left wing liberal.

"Too many heavy people in America and Europe will cause the Earth to wobble. This is a danger to the whole planet. We must reduce our caloric footprint ... before it's too late!"

Mr. Gore made these comments while on his way to Paris, via private jet, to attend a dinner in his honor at a fancy French restaurant.

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