After years of patient hiding, without proper food, water or other resources, the al quaeda terrorists have declared war on america.
The terrorists, who have been surviving only on bullets and ak47's so far, claim that America was first discovered by Bimbozala Mazala Khan, the first king of Afghanistan, long before Christopher Codumbus.
According to Osama's Been Laiden, "America is ours! We wants the Americas back or else we will stop providing it with opium and other basic necessities. And if that doesn't work, we shall declare war!"
In reply to this message, widely publicised on "cartoon network" and "ESPN (Eastern Stupid People's Network)", George Hush said that they will not back off. "There are still many more soldiers before he can reach me. Besides, we have lots of opium left. Tony, tell Rice to retrieve the extra opium we disposed into the Gulf last year!"