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Saturday, 7 February 2004

President Bush announced today that the weapons of mass destruction had been found. He announced the findings that Meteorites posed a direct and real threat to the USA and pose a threat larger than Saddam Hussein. At a press conference in the White House, Bush Jnr. said:

"We admit that we have been looking in the wrong place for the weapons that cause mass destruction. The evidence from the Pentagon and from Professor Steven Hawkins, who we flew in specially, have shown that huge lumps of rock in space pose a direct threat to our country and must be dealt with by the time of the next milllenum. Hopefully we can eradicate this never ending threat from space before the end of my second term." Bush went on by branding metorites, comets and black holes as the "New Axis of Evil".

Meanwhile in Britain, Patrick Moore was found dead on his toilet after he warned the UK Government (to no avail), about the threat posed by metorites to the nation in 10 millon years time.

An enquiry has begun.

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