Heaven - In what would be the biggest tragedy of modern times, the Gods' united front, a union for Gods, have announced that the rumour reported here that the Gods were going on a strike, was correct.
Ganesha (a hindu God and the chief spoke person for the Gods) told reporters through internet that the reason was clear, "We want more arms for our protection".
This brings to memory the failed discussion talks between US an the Gods a month ago, where the Gods had made a request for arms including nuclear capable super sonic cruise missiles!
The US ambassy here replied that the Gods were being unreasonable and offered them $110 million. They also added that US rules prohibit them from selling nuclear weapons.
Meanwhile in heaven the Gods promised not to fullfill any wishes made by human beings as well as to stop all visas to human beings trying to get into the heaven. Jesus added: "The missiles we have presently are short ranges and due to global warming all the missiles we send to earth gets burnt out! Until our demand is fullfilled we will no longer offer salvation to humans!"
Now this is one strike which will keep Bush frightened!