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Wednesday, 13 June 2007

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GAZA CITY (Reuterus) - Rival factions clashed fiercely again on Wednesday, disputing the relative merits of 'feta' versus 'hummus'. Palestinian families remain deeply divided on this heated culinary debate.

Chanting "stop the killing," hundreds of people marched through the city. They were then senselessly shot at by unknown assailants -- killing two demonstrators and wounding four.

"This is insanity!" cried one grieving mother. "Why can't we all get along?"

Meanwhile, the United Nations has proposed a slight hope for peace in something called 'The Greek Proposal' -- which involves resolving the dispute over a plate of Kalamata olives.

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