Written by Buck E Filbert
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Tuesday, 5 June 2007

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Lynwood Calif. A female paparazzi was thrown out of the, Century Regional Detention Facility, now known as, "THE PARIS HILTON", today when it was discovered she was an imposter posing as a prisoner that was suppose to serve 30 days.

Susan Sunset, a Los Angeles area photographer, switched places with, Betty Tisdale, a woman convicted of DUI. Betty Tisdale was suppose to turn herself in to do 30 days on June 5th but Susan Sunset impersonated her in an attempt to attain photographs of Paris Hilton in jail.
Apparently the woman, Susan Sunset, had been surgically altered to have a micro camera inserted in her breast with the hopes of getting the highly prized Paris Hilton photographs. It appears one breast had the micro cam and her other nipple was the shutter button.

A guard volunteered, "she was behaving very strangely, every time she saw Paris Hilton she'd jut out her breasts like she had some kind of back spasms. Upon closer inspection we discovered every time she'd move a certain way you'd hear a shutter go off".

After a visit to the infirmary it was determined she did indeed have a camera implanted in her breast. "We've all heard rumors about how ruthless the paparazzi could be but this goes beyond all expectations and totally goes off the ridicules, Richter scale". Said a jail nurse.

Any photographs attained during her short stay would have been destroyed
after the extensive Xrays taken to determine what was going on.

Susan Sunset was thrown out of jail and the District Attorney is most likely going to file charges against her for impersonating a prisoner and a lot of other charges yet to be determined.

This is the first time in Los Angeles County Jail history someone was thrown out of jail for breaking into jail.

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