Missing British 4 year old Madeleine McCann will be hurriedly written into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before its release date next month, J.K Rowling has confirmed today.
J.K has been writing like a demon for the last two hours in order to get a new chapter knocked out including the missing tot.
"As my books go all over the world and are translated into more languages than actually exist, including ancient Sanskrit, Latin and Welsh, I feel this is an ideal way to get Madeleine even further into the Worlds consciousness." said J.K today.
Rowling's agent also commented, "Think of an isolated Tibetan herdsman, he owns nothing but a goat and a blanket and sees his family once every 6 months when he comes down from the higher pastures, I guarantee he will definitely have a copy of every Harry Potter book in his colourful little tent."
Madeleine's parents were today inconsolable, "Not only is our daughter missing," they sobbed, "but there won't be any more Harry Potter books after this last one."